Jax and Elly
The cloning experiment has proven a success.
Doggie Heaven Hotel has just released photos of its latest cloning experiment.
“Jax,” Labradoodle [Specimen #23709] was cloned, and “Elly” [Specimen #23796] was produced.
The most amazing accomplishment lies in the fact that DHH scientists were able to go in and successfully remove the Chasing-The-Tail gene as well as the Incredible-Loud-Bark gene.
In a deft bit of genetic engineering, the Doggie Heaven Hotel scientists also successfully changed Jax into a girl clone.
Elly
A mistake in the experiment has threatened to overshadow this breakthrough accomplishment. As Elly started to grow and develop, scientists realized that she had developed the dreaded Eat-Anything-And-Everything-Within-A-Hundred-Yards gene.
Stay tuned for updates from the Doggie Heaven Hotel labs.
Wow, your lab has all the cool funding.
For your next grant, I propose changing my rooster into a hen.
Keep up the excellent work, DHH!
Posted by: Jacqueline | 07/09/2011 at 11:29 PM
Jacqueline,
The next grant monies will be used to give the Proprietress and Chief Scientist of DHH a more youthful appearance. While the scientific ability to alter a subject's gender is important. We here at DHH Labs have a responsibility to maintain a dynamic and progressive image. To help facilitate this effort, please send your non-tax deductible contributions of cash (small unmarked bills would be appreciated or cashier's checks (made payable to DHH Labs Facial Renovation Fund) even better) to P.O Box 990 Los Gatos, CA
DHH Labs is a wholly owned subsidiary of Doggie Heaven Hotel. Doggie Heaven Hotel is a wholly owned subsidiary of Gardeners Anonymous. Gardeners Anonymous is a wholly owned subsidiary of Chigiy.com. Chigiy.con is a Delaware Corporation, Headquartered in Bermuda.
Posted by: chigiy | 07/10/2011 at 02:26 AM