There have been a lot of rumblings from clients telling me that when they pick up their dogs from Doggie Heaven Hotel, they act strange, exhausted—dog-tired—(sorry) almost as if they’d been on some controlled substance like, alcohol!
I just want to say that we neither condone nor support this kind of behavior here at Doggie Heaven Hotel.
But I have noticed late at night when the dogs think I’m asleep, they get up and roam.
Until lately I just thought the dogs were getting up to get a drink of water. But hindsight is 20/20 and now that I think back, I can link strange noises in the tree house, to the long water breaks and the coma like behavior the next day.
The whole ugly story reminds me of a Dr. Seuss book that my mom read to me as I kid. Who knew that Dr. Seuss Geisel was going through the same thing when he wrote “Go Dog Go?”
All those dogs partying in a tree. Yah, that’s a real nightmare.
I think I have it under control here at Doggie Heaven Hotel. I have locked up the wine cellar and latched the gates to the kitchen. I have also installed a high tech, infrared, motion sensor camera in the tree and I have hired a night watchman/party security guard.
Those sneaky dogs will get away with unruly behavior no more.