Doggie Heaven Hotel

The Hangover

  There have been a lot of rumblings from clients telling me that when they pick up their dogs from Doggie Heaven Hotel, they act strange­, exhausted—dog-tired—(sorry) almost as if they’d been on some controlled substance like, alcohol! 

I just want to say that we neither condone nor support this kind of behavior here at Doggie Heaven Hotel.

  But I have noticed late at night when the dogs think I’m asleep, they get up and roam. 

Until lately I just thought the dogs were getting up to get a drink of water. But hindsight is 20/20 and now that I think back, I can link strange noises in the tree house, to the long water breaks and the coma like behavior the next day.

  
The whole ugly story reminds me of a Dr. Seuss book that my mom read to me as I kid. Who knew that Dr. Seuss Geisel was going through the same thing when he wrote “Go Dog Go?” 

All those dogs partying in a tree. Yah, that’s a real nightmare.

  I think I have it under control here at Doggie Heaven Hotel. I have locked up the wine cellar and latched the gates to the kitchen. I have also installed a high tech, infrared, motion sensor camera in the tree and I have hired a night watchman/party security guard.

Those sneaky dogs will get away with unruly behavior no more.

Kona Love

Gee, I look orange in this photo.

 

My friends already think I’m obsessed, in a weird way, with dogs.

Thank goodness none of the girls were around this morning to see me make a dangerous three point turn on a mountain road and pull over on the edge of a cliff to get a look at my neighbors new puppy. 

Don’t worry; no kids or dogs were in my car at the time, just my husband. We were bringing doughnuts back to a passel of boys hanging at the homestead.

And there she was—Kona!

With tires screeching and gravel flying, we went back to hug, and to snap a photo.

 

Mini Me

Jax and Elly

The cloning experiment has proven a success.

Doggie Heaven Hotel has just released photos of its latest cloning experiment.

“Jax,” Labradoodle [Specimen #23709] was cloned, and “Elly” [Specimen #23796] was produced.

The most amazing accomplishment lies in the fact that DHH scientists were able to go in and successfully remove the Chasing-The-Tail gene as well as the Incredible-Loud-Bark gene.

In a deft bit of genetic engineering, the Doggie Heaven Hotel scientists also successfully changed Jax into a girl clone.

Elly

A mistake in the experiment has threatened to overshadow this breakthrough accomplishment. As Elly started to grow and develop, scientists realized that she had developed the dreaded Eat-Anything-And-Everything-Within-A-Hundred-Yards gene. 

Stay tuned for updates from the Doggie Heaven Hotel labs.

Candy Dog

 
Truffle is like the candy she is named after. 

She is sweet and soft. 

We love to have Truffle come to stay.

Her needs are simple; she loves to be near you, she loves to eat and when she needs a scratch, she simply puts her nose under your wrist, lifts your hand and makes you scratch her.

Touch, food and company.

Truffle. The perfect candy dog.